Tuesday, February 1, 2011
the Kauai Crusher
if you ever happen to be in the surf at Hanalei Bay in Kauai, i would advise you to be on the lookout for this very powerful young man. in the last several months he has been spotted squashing people as the casually go about their beach business. he is deceivingly polite; it is when you turn your back to him that he will get you. otherwise, he has been seen sharing tuna sashimi and seaweed salad with friends, as well as body surfing with a buddy in dangerous conditions, and generally being cool. please, heed my warning, for his stellar skills of deception pale in comparison to the crushing force of his deadly hands.